Big Macs Big Mouth
big macs big mouth
Big mack and the tooth fairy
new blog by the Jemima bond
Sister T you can’t beat sisterhood
fictional blog about a female secret agent
Fast Cards and Fancy Birds
Being a Secret Agent in the Lockdown it has been a tricky business and having to wear a mask great, as being up watching the repeats of Opening all hours, I now have Dark Circles under my eyes and feel I need that coffee before I go after Big Mac, he is one doggy bastard.Continue reading “Fast Cards and Fancy Birds”
Back at Mi6
Chapter 5 Jemima is back at Mi6 questioning Antony some more and who decides to give the silent treatment and the phone pings and forgot that this one’s not on silence and realises it’s the tune I wanna sex you up, during a question, at which Antony “Not changed that yet, no?”. I bet itContinue reading “Back at Mi6”
Get away
Chapter 3 Name: Big McQueen Occupation: Head Gangster of the Big Mac (Billy McQueen) Description: Dark hair, beard and moustache Height: 6ft large built and has pecks Jemima struggled to understand Big McQueen’s accent it was so thick but understood that they wanted to take the casinos money, and take Antony with them. “Antony” calledContinue reading “Get away”
JEMIMA BOND TRIPLE 07
Name: Jemima Bond Occupation: Triple 0 7 Secret Agent Age: 41 Relationship status: Single Lives: Number 11 Downsend Street, Westminster, London Born: Hammersmith London, Hair: Shoulder length, Brown Eyes: Brown Subtitle: Casino London Prologue Jemima decided she was fed up of people taking the piss out of her and wanted to serve her country.Continue reading “JEMIMA BOND TRIPLE 07”
At The Casino
Chapter 1 “Finally, how long does it take honestly no one cares about your looks being a Secret Agent” said Mother Shilling, who pulled up beside her in the passenger seat of Penny’s car. “Cheers and good morning to you” mumbled Jemima “Less of the sarcasm Bond. We need an agent of the topContinue reading “At The Casino”
Big McQueen
Chapter 2 She looks away “How is she going to deal with this?” she didn’t tell Mother Shilling because well, it’s her son in law. “Oooops ackward” Jemima says out loud she goes over in her mind, “Ok gain some composure I need to somehow get that detonator out of his hand and that packageContinue reading “Big McQueen”
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